You are 93.9% less likely to die from a meteor landing on your head if you keep reading this blog
I guess I do have a somewhat weird sense of humor. Anyway, as the headline already suggests, this is serious matter. Your very health is at stake. Not just science.
You are 80% less likely to die from a meteor landing on your head if you wear a bicycle helmet all day, by Ben Goldrace, Bad Science blog, 2008-11-15
And, yes, this great posting had me laughing from the headline to the end :D
Thanks, Ben.