Garfield, why don’t women like me?

A text from a Garfield cartoon seen 2006-01-16 on uComics featuring Garfield:

Jon asks:

Garfield, why don’t women like me?
They all say,
“Oh, Jon, you are so nice … You’ll make someone a wonderful husband,”
but I’m never right for them. Why, Garfield, why?

Garfield replies:

Because they’re lying to you, Jon.

2 Responses to “Garfield, why don’t women like me?”

  1. sm says:

    Maybe women like you more than you want it.
    But is this a lie?

  2. ba says:

    ‘Better a noble lie than a miserable truth’ – somebody else said.

    And I am sure Jon appreciated Garfield’s little lie.